Privacy Policy
Look, I get it. You're legally required to read this. I'm legally required to write it. Neither of us wants to be here. But here we are.
What Data Do I Collect?
Your email address. That's it. Why? Because how else am I supposed to send you the book you just bought? Carrier pigeon? Smoke signals?
I also collect whatever Stripe collects when you pay me. Which is... a lot, honestly. But that's on them. Read their privacy policy if you can't sleep at night.
What Do I Do With Your Data?
I send you the book. That's literally it. I'm not going to spam you with "exciting offers" or sell your email to some crypto bro in a telegram group.
Do I have a newsletter? No. Do I have "exclusive content"? Also no. I wrote one book. You bought it. We're done here.
Who Do I Share Your Data With?
Stripe: They process your payment. They're a massive company. They have lawyers. They know what they're doing. I hope.
Supabase: That's where I store your email so I can send you the book. They're like a database company or something. They seem legit.
Nobody else. Why would I? What am I, Facebook?
Cookies and Tracking
I use the bare minimum cookies to make the shopping cart work. You know, so you can actually buy the book.
I'm not tracking your browsing habits across the internet. I don't care what you do on other websites. That's weird.
Your Rights (Apparently You Have Some)
Want me to delete your data? Email me. I'll delete it. Eventually. When I check my email.
Want to know what data I have on you? It's your email address. I just told you.
Want to correct your data? If you spelled your email wrong, that's on you. But sure, email me and I'll fix it.
Data Security
I use industry-standard security measures, which is a fancy way of saying "I'm not an idiot and I use encrypted databases."
Could someone hack it? I mean, theoretically someone could hack anything. The Pentagon got hacked. So if you're asking me to guarantee 100% security, I can't. Nobody can. Anyone who says otherwise is lying.
Children's Privacy
If you're under 13, you shouldn't be buying things on the internet without your parents' permission. Go ask them first.
Also this book isn't for kids. It has swear words and existential dread.
Changes to This Policy
If I change this policy, I'll update this page. Will I email you about it? Probably not. Just check back here if you're paranoid.
Contact
Questions? Concerns? Existential crisis about data privacy in the digital age?
Email: discontinued@uselessguy.shop