how to totally make money from bed

by Useless Guy

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ISBN: 978-0-123456-78-9

$1.00

Description

"HOW 2 TOTALLY MAKE MONEY FROM BED" is the premier guide for the ambitious sloth. I have spent years researching interdimensional economics, quantum tax evasion, and selling cursed artifacts to gullible nebulas, all so you don't have to lift a finger. (Okay, you might have to lift one finger to click "Buy," but that's it).

Technical Support:

Includes absolutely zero customer service. If you can't figure out how to open a PDF, natural selection is working as intended.

Refund Policy:

Non-negotiable. I have already converted your currency into un-traceable space tokens and eaten them.

Security Feature:

The file is DRM-free, but I put a mild hex on the metadata. If you upload this to a torrent site, your socks will be wet forever.

Compatibility:

Works on all devices, unless your device is a potato. If it doesn't download instantly, try screaming at your router. It won't help, but it burns calories.